by – Incoming From The Internet –
… Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Greeks, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, etc, but it’s “insensitive” to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it’s time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list.
So, [NWS Ed.: ALLEGEDLY] Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list…
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can’t afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, you may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.
6. If you can’t think of anyone that you haven’t declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem… but if you delete this, you are most likely a Muslim.